Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Zombie Apocalypse!

What would you do if a Zombie Apocalypse happened right now? Do you think you would survive?
I've thought a lot about this. I don't know why, maybe because I'm weird. I know it won't happen but I still would like to be prepared if it does. What would you choose as a weapon? I would choose a machete. I think it would be hard to hack through a neck of a zombie with it's spinal cord and all but I have one in the garage and they seem to do the trick.  (See, I really have thought about this.)
Right now I'm going through withdrawls because the Walking Dead season is over. 
 You need to stock up on supplies. Are you stocked up? I am. But not just for a zombie invasion but for any kind of disaster. 
 Below is me as a zombie. Don't I make a cute zombie? Gimme a kiss. Mwa! I bet I would need a breath mint. 
How about Zombie movies? I've seen a lot of them. Most are stupid. Like the one I saw on the Syfy channel. They hid in a glass greenhouse. How stupid was that? World War Z was kind of cool except the men kept stepping on things that made noise to signal the zombies they were there. Men never look where they step. My favorites are Shaun of the Dead, Resident Evil, and Zombieland. 
Below is a trailer for ZOMBEAVERS. It's really funny. 
These are the best zombie books out there. It's the As the World Dies series by Rhiannon Frater. They're about two woman who do anything to survive. Think Thelma and Louise against  the zombies. What I like is these women are smart and don't ride a horse into a zombie infested town like some other people do in books and movies. They are armed, drive trucks, and build walls. It's such a cool story. 
Always remember Zombies were people too! Have you hugged a zombie today?

Are you ready for a Zombie Apocalypse?  What are your favorite zombie books or movies?


  1. I'm not a zombie fan, but I did enjoy Zombieland. And that preview for Zombeavers? Ummm... Looks pretty baaaad. :)

    1. Stacy,
      I loved how Woody's character was on a mission to get twinkies in Zombieland. The movie was stuffed with awesomeness.
      Yeah, the Zombeavers movie trailer is made to look like a B movie. I still would watch it. :)
      Thank you for visiting my blog.

  2. You had me at "zombie" Bonnie!!! Great post! I want to start watching the Walking Dead. I've only seen the premier episode. I like the books you recommend by Frater. I will check them out. AND Zombieland is totally on my list of movies to rent.

    1. Pauline,
      Yay! Another zombie fan. The walking dead is such a great show. After a few episodes you get hooked.
      The First Days is the first book in Frater's trilogy. I gobbled the books up. They are so great. Yes. You must rent Zombieland. It's hilarious.
      Thanks so much for visiting my blog.

  3. Bonnie, Bonnie...you need to add a gasoline powered chain saw to your arsenal. Sheesh!!! (And a crossbow. Adding Daryl wouldn't hurt either, though I would prefer Maggie...)

    1. Hey Joe.
      Thanks for visiting my blog.
      Yes, a chain saw would be great and it would sever heads a lot easier than a machete. The only thing is I would probably end up cutting off my leg with it.
      I agree, Darryl would be handy to have on my team. Maggie too. She's one kick ass chick.
      I would love to have a flame thrower. Just think of all the blazing zombies that would be running around. But since they're hard to get, I would have to settle for a can of brake clean and a lighter.
      Thanks for commenting.